my mom let me try her sangria at dinner tonight it was delicious
When you go to bed the day you started your period
Look at this pumpkin someone at my work carved
The only videogame levels: grass, egypt, fish, trees and hell
its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain
#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.
reblog if you want a thigh gap like this
Someone’s cooking a fuckin bag of broccoli and some fish up here in the science buildings microwave like… really?
To karateon so its officially been a year since we met and as tough as this year has been you have always been there and have had my back. You have no idea how much you mean to me and as cheesy as it sounds you’ve become like a sister to me! 🙊 thanks for listening to my boy crazy self even…
💚💛💜💙💚💛💜💙 bae! I gotchu
what’s wrong w/ this wet dog??
people at my work always come to me with random questions like the other day I explained the entire concept of antioxidants to this lady because she wanted to know if they would make her shit
i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time